are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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