Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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