Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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