I want to stick my p in your. b.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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