If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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