she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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