forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
