after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So. Much. Porn.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
