great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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