erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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