I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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