I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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