I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Do you have feelings for this penis?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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