The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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