Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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