Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
worst night to have a conscience
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Randomize
