We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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