Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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