we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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