Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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