You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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