I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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