Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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