I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
