I love black thongs
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
