i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He better not be in your backpack
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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