My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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