we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
