Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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