think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We talked him into tasing himself.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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