you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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