FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Randomize
