i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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