He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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