Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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