You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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