Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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