I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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