I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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