On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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