i barfeds in our rink
Say something about gay babies.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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