i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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