Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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