Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
she smelled like a LAN party
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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