Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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