She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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