there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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