The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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