I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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