My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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