Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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