I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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